Originally Posted by eden

Europe trip is fast approaching and i thought it wise to put some relevant phrases in writing for the French portion of my trip> in Italy i will be fine but i cant speak a word of French so needed a little help. The online translators are pant from what i can tell. So if anyone can translate the following i would appreciate it tonnes!

I have a flat tyre!Mon pneu est plat
My bike wont go! Ma moto est mort
Do you know a garage that could help me?Est-ce qu'un garage pres d'ici?
Im out of petrol!Je n'ai pas de gas
Do you know where I can get petrol? As 3 !
Is there a camp site close by?Est -ce que le camping pres d'ici?
Can I camp here just for 1 night please?Puis je restez ici pour une nuit s'il vous plait
Do you have a room for one person for one night please?Avez vous une chambre pour mois pour une nuit
How much?Combien?
Do you have secure parking or a garage for my bike?Avez vous parking avec clef (pronounced clay) I've just made that up! clef is key
Bottled water?eau boteye (that's not how it's spelled but it's pronounced something like that
Drinking water? eau potable
Where can I get food close by?Ou est le Carrefour
Is there a toilet close buy?Ou est le wc
Where are the toilets?Ditto
I need medical help!Aidez moi!! Docteur, docteur
Is there a hospital close by?Now your just being morbid
Call an ambulance for me!
Ive crashed my bike!
Here are my medical details.
Im lost. Which way to �........?


Cheers for any help guys and gals!
Dan